Saturday, October 25, 2014
Friday, October 24, 2014
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE . . . etc.
George Phillips, an elderly man from
Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up
to bed, when his wife told him that he'd
left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom
George opened the back door to go turn
off the light, but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked
"Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are
breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All
patrols are busy, you should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when
one is available"
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds
ago because there were people stealing
things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about
them now because I just shot and killed
them both; the dogs are eating them
right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a
SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance
showed up at the Phillips' residence,
and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George,
"I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "and I thought you said
there was nobody available!"
A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor's
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor
There was a moment of silence Before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is
marked 'NO REFILLS'..."
An older gentleman was
on the operating table
and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the
anesthesia, he asked to speak
to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, Son,
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
is going to come and
live with you and your wife..."
The older we get,
the fewer things
seem worth waiting for in line,
mostly because we forgot why we
were waiting in line in the first place.
When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
just remember Algebra.
First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up
your zipper... it's even worse when
you forget to pull it down.
Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I
wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little
The old guy says,
"Well, maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
has long legs, and is
wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't
matter, --- let's look for yours."
And this final one ...
keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!"
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Seems like ages since I actually typed something for this blog. It's always hurry and promote some things and get ready for work..
This morning, I don't want to promote. Don't want to go to work either, but that is beside the point! LOL
Just recovering from being sick. When you have health issues and you get sick, it takes forever to recover. No fun. I was actually mad about it last week.
But God is helping me get better and I have my voice again.
Fall is upon us. I had propane delivered yesterday so I won't be freezing when it gets cold. Every year I think I am going to buy a wood stove as back up and every year... I don't!
There are many craft projects I thought I would have done by now. I hope to knock some of them out this weekend. Find one craft show to go to to sell Christmas ornaments and then I will be good.
Do you sell on Artfire? They have done away with our personalized banners.. We now have UGLY, super UGLY banners. Remember when PCs were just coming to our homes? Remember when we were so excited about typing on a color background? "Stationery" That is what Artfire's banners look like. And we all have that UGLY orange across the top! Now how that makes the mobile app work better is beyond me... If it is ugly, does it work better???? I don't think so!
Then there is the "catalog". Really? If you just stopped by the site are you likely to click "catalog". Would you think it was the items in that shop or items on the site? Anyway, I hope people will still shop there. Not everyone shops from their phone Artfire. Really they don't!
Well, I have shared my thoughts for the day. Now it's time to get ready for work.
I hope you have had a wonderful day.
If you do sell on artfire, post your thoughts on those ugly banners.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
I am sharing the Twitter Tree links here today.
Add yours on Eluna's Blog
Check out Red Handbag Purse by New Directions #NewDirections #Hobo http://www.ebay.com/itm/Red-Handbag-Purse-by-New-Directions-/331350552844?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=vwjEMj via @eBay #CCfrnds #ITRTG
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Monday - Twitter Tree©
Check out Mossimo Jacket/Coat Size L, Cotton, Burgundy/Red, #Mossimo #Trench http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mossimo-Jacket-Coat-Size-L-Cotton-Burgundy-Red-/161456524436?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=b80XH5 via @eBay #CCfrnds
Jesus died over 2000 years ago.
Nobody has ever referred to HIM as the late Jesus,
Not even the heathens.
Nowhere in history.
Nowhere has HE ever been referred to in the past tense
HE 'is' the Living God!
97% OF YOU WON'T Share THIS MESSAGE.
When Jesus died on the cross HE was thinking of you!
If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for HIM, share this.
Friday, October 17, 2014
Check out Black Bootie by Michael Kors Size 7.5 Medium Leather #MichaelKors #FashionAnkle http://www.ebay.com/itm/Black-Bootie-by-Michael-Kors-Size-7-5-Medium-Leather-/331344456899?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=CaugHm via @eBay #CCfrnds
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When I started blogging I didn't know what I would blog about each day.
Once I set myself a schedule, it has become easy!
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Win It - Wednesday A new giveaway begins Wednesday and a winner is chosen.
Thursday Thoughts Just random posts of whatever seems to be on my mind.
Friday Fun Generally a cartoon or a funny story, to make you SMILE
Saturday Not always a post on Saturday's.
Sunday Spiritual posts honoring God.