Sunday, March 13, 2011

Sunday Spiritual




May all God's Blessings and Hopes reach you!
 

             DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?
            Dentist's Hymn.................................... Crown Him with Many Crowns

            Weatherman's Hymn........................... There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
            Contractor's Hymn............................... The Church is One Foundation
      The Tailor's Hymn............................... Holy, Holy, Holy
         The Golfer's Hymn................................There's a Green Hill Far Away
            The Politician's Hymn.......................... Standing on the Promises!

           Optometrist's Hymn............................. Open My Eyes That I Might See
             The IRS Agent's Hymn........................ I Surrender All
             All The Gossip's Hymn........................Pass It On

             The Electrician's Hymn........................ Send The Light
             The Shopper's Hymn............................ Sweet Bye and Bye

             The Realtor's Hymn............................... I've Got a Mansion, Just  Over  the Hilltop
            The Massage Therapists Hymn............. He Touched Me

             The Doctor's Hymn................................ The Great Physician
            
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
             55 mph .......................... God Will Take Care of You
           75 mph ........................... Nearer My God To Thee
             85 mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home             
95 mph ........................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
    100 mph .......................... Precious Memories      


Give me a sense of humor, Lord,;              
Give me the grace to see a joke,               
To get some humor out of life, 
And pass it on to other folks.



 





" This is the day which the Lord hath made, we will rejoice and be glad in it."  Psalms 118:24





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6 comments:

one heart said...

Very clever! :-)

Enjoy your Sunday!

Karen Mortensen said...

I love stuff like this. Thanks for the laugh.

tomroche.etsy.com said...

As usual FUNNY but so True. Thanks once again for sharing

AMKreations said...

Very cute Jacki!

ShirleyC said...

Too cute!

Stephanie said...

Excellent post! Thank you for sharing!

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