It's Friday... You need to smile!

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM I would have given him 100% Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. ~~~ Did you smile? LOL ~~~ 'Scarves for January Cold' by TheNeedleHouse It is really cold today and looking for something warm from the pcfteam. Lavender Knitted Scarf - Ext... tonebelle $15.00 Alpaca Seeded Pebble Scarf WendysWonders1... $30.00 HOLIDAY SALE Royal Blue and ... designsbyraven... $15.00 Woolen Scarf, Lovely Yellow,... nijoleelze $55.00 Knitted Wool Red Scarf LadyBugCo $35.00 Hand Knit Scarf - Crochet La... ChristieCottag... $20.00 Autumn Entrelac Scarf Hand K... ScarfAceKnits $40.00 Men's knit scarf and hat... ShadyOaks $35.00 Crochet Scarf Crochet Green ... pigswife $29.00 One-Way Scarf - MADE TO ORDE... GrandmasCroche... $16.00 Winter Scarf Crocheted Unise... noradoramora $20.00 Tube Cowl Neck Scarf PatchofHeather $25.00 Crochet SCARF Winter's E... GypsythatIwas $34.00 Blue Infinity Moebius Neckwa... customcrochetb... $28.00 Blue and White Cable Scarf a... TexasLils $39.99 Multicolor Blue Crocheted Sc... KivaCrochet $11.95 Treasury tool by Red Row Studio.  ~~~ The Twitter Tree© will be hosted by a different shop each business day. Monday: http://christiecottage.blogspot.com/ Tuesday: http://linorstorecom.blogspot.com/ Wednesday: http://elunajewelry-nc.blogspot.com/ Thursday: http://aneedleinthehaystack-debbie.blogspot.com/ Friday: http://sweetybird09.blogspot.com/   My items for today: GOD Box Prayer box Hand Painted @ChristieCottage http://etsy.me/pYNkxV via @Etsy #Christian #retwt #CAPSteam  Coaster,Ceramic, Vintage Black Truck, For #Him #SALE http://www.artfire.com/ext/shop/product_view/3808267 @christiecottage #retwt #AFPP ~ ~