Friday, November 2, 2012

Friday Fun - SMILE!


                                      A ROMANTIC STORY

An old but beautiful story of marriage and the communication between a husband and his wife.

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."

Did you smile?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "Oh THANKS! I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

The man turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Did you smile?
This is a hilarious!! (READ FIRST)
Outside of a cemetery in Mexico a guy rigged a remote controlled motorbike with a skeleton driving the bike that has a speaker attached to it. The guy hides across the street from a walled cemetery and when people walk by it at night, the skeleton rides up quietly on his motor bike and scares the bejeebers out of them. He has the perfect voice for this. The guy across the street is talking thru the speaker while operating the remote control for the bike. (It has training wheels on it). This video is hysterical!

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watercolors said...

Somebody sure had fun with that!

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Debbie said...

lol I am still laughing that was great

Yankee Burrow Creations said...

oh my goodness...I was crying! that poor homeless/drunk man laying on the ground. I bet he sobered up real fast. lol

dragonflyridge etsy said...

Oh my I am still laughing! What an excellent gag and right by the cemetary-hilarious.This is the best so far.Thanks Jacki once again for making a grump smile xo

Karen Mortensen said...

Those were great. Loved that video.

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