Friday, January 4, 2013

Friday Fun - Finding your Smile

It's Friday, time to smile!

Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate
my 80th birthday and it's today.'
The bartender says
'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.
In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink
the woman to her right says
'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says
'Thank you.
Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up' says the bartender
As she finishes that drink,
the man to her left says
'I would like to buy you one, too.'
The old woman says
'Thank you.
Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming right up' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink,he says
'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies
'Sonny, when you're my age,
you've learned how to hold your liquor...
Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
You don't care where your spouse goes
... Just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down
by the doctor instead of by the police
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes!
Have a good day!
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whatshername said...

The monkey is enough to make be smile. Who is old ;>) but good ones.

sweetybird09 said...

Hi its been forever since I have been on blogger...your blog looks great.

Take care Happy new year!

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Debbie Huffaker said...

HA!!! I totally agree that they're not jokes to me any longer!!!

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