It's Friday, time to smile!
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment
you
on your new alligator
shoes
And you're barefoot!
~~~
Smiling???
~~~
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise
ship
and orders a Scotch with two drops of
water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she
says
'I'm on this cruise to
celebrate
my 80th birthday and it's
today.'
The bartender says
'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy
you a drink.
In fact, this one is on
me.'
As the woman finishes her
drink
the woman to her right
says
'I would like to buy you a drink,
too.'
The old woman says
'Thank you.
Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops
of water.'
'Coming up' says the
bartender
As she finishes that
drink,
the man to her left
says
'I would like to buy you one,
too.'
The old woman says
'Thank you.
Bartender, I want another Scotch with two
drops of water.'
'Coming right up' the bartender
says.
As he gives her the drink,he
says
'Ma'am, I'm dying of
curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of
water?'
The old woman replies
'Sonny, when you're my
age,
you've learned how to hold your
liquor...
Holding your water, however, is a whole
other issue.'
~~~
Smiling???
~~~
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse
goes
... Just as long as you don't have to go
along.
Smiling???
~~~
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow
down
by the doctor instead of by the
police
~~~
Smiling???
~~~
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting
up
To use the bathroom.
Smiling???
~~~
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are
jokes!
Have a good day!
~~~
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4 comments:
The monkey is enough to make be smile. Who is old ;>) but good ones.
Hi its been forever since I have been on blogger...your blog looks great.
Take care Happy new year!
SMILE
HA!!! I totally agree that they're not jokes to me any longer!!!
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