Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me?
Dr. Young: “ Aaagh ! !! This is Gasoline! !!! "
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr . Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh , no you don't , that is g asoline !! !"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young , a fter having lost $1000 , leaves angrily …only to come back again after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak . I can hardly see !!!! ”
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so…here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500 !!! "
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer"!!!!
one brilliant flash and it is gone.