Sunday, December 12, 2010

Sunday Spiritual


RECALL NOTICE:




The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.



This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.



Some of the symptoms include:



1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion





The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.



The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.



The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.



No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:





1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control



Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.





WARNING:



Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.



DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.



The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!



- GOD



P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!



Because He Lives!

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Pictures from the Powwow last night

All members of our church








12 comments:

sweetybird09 said...

That is just awesome, Its funny and at the same time real!

I did love the Knee mail at the end

Thanks for that post, have a blessed Sunday Jacki

ShirleyC said...

This is good! Thanks for posting.

tomroche.etsy.com said...

nothing there but the TRUTH. If people don't wake up REAL soon it's going to be bad.

Thanks for sharing the pictures of the POWWOW !!

AMKreations said...

Wow, that's very thought provoking! Thank you Jacki!

Have a blessed day!

MYSAVIOR said...

WONDERFUL post!! I really enjoyed reading it and LOVE LOVE LOVE the pictures.

♥♥♥
Sue

watercolors said...

Jacki, how TRUE is that! Great post.

Great pictures and I bet you had a great time.
Roxanne

First Light Glass said...

Enjoyed today's entry! Thanks for sharing!

Debbie said...

That was so good I loved it

Flaunt Designs Jewelry said...

Thanks for sharing your PowWow pictures - so many beautiful, smiling faces ♥

~ Lin from Flaunt ~ X

Deb said...

What a neat "story"...and so true!!! Thanks for sharing. The ladies and babies in the "Pow Wow" pics are precious!!

Audrey said...

Love this post!!
The photo's are wonderful - Looks like everyone had a great time :)

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