Friday, September 11, 2015

Friday Fun - In Search of Your Smile #CCfrnds

Time to find your smile!



Dr Geezer's clinic

And old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me?

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: 
 Aaagh ! !! This is Gasoline! !!! "

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr
 . Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor Young: "Oh
 , no you don't that is g asoline !! !"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young
 , a fter having lost $1000 , leaves angrily …only to come back again after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak
 I can hardly see !!!!  

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that 
so…here's your $1000 back."

Dr. Young: "But this is only $500
 !!! "

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer"!!!!

My mind works like lightning - 
one brilliant flash and it is gone.

3 comments:

ShadowDogDesigns said...

Hurray for the old geezer! Thanks for the smile, Jacki!

watercolors said...

Haha, so good.

Debbi Huntington said...

lol. Makes me proud to be an old geezer.
Debbi

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