Friday, September 9, 2016

Smile! Friday Fun

Time to smile!

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. 
As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. 
While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. 
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. 
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. 
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, 
"I was being the Ring Bear."
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One Sunday in a Midwest City , 
a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. 
The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew, but were losing the battle. 
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. 
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, 
"Pray for me! Pray for me!"
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One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, 
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" 
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. 
Then something fell out of the Bible. 
He picked it up and looked at it closely. 
It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages. 
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.. 
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. 
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered,   "It's Adam 's suit".
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, 
he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. 
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. 
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, 
"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
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Six-year old Angie , and her four-year old brother, Joel , were sitting together in church. 
Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. 
Finally, his big sister had had enough. 
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." 
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. 
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? 
They're hushers."
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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" 
I mentally polished my halo, while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" 
"You're both old," he replied.
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Thank God for the honesty of children!


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3 comments:

ShadowDogDesigns said...

I smiled and chuckled! Thanks, Jacki! Happy weekend to you.

PrettyGonzo said...

lol! These are really funny. :) Thanks so much, Jacki, and hope you have a fun time with your grandson. xoxo

Debbie Huffaker said...

Those are hilarious....one of our grandboys asked me if I knew Jesus...I mean actually knew Him when He lived on the earth....I politely told him that his Nannie IS.NOT.THAT.OLD!!! LOL HOPE you have a great weekend....missed "seeing" and "talking" to you so thought I'd stop by!

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