Friday, October 21, 2016

A Smile - Friday Fun

This email was titled
"Priceless"
I have to agree!

God Loves Drunk People Too

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a very drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"  He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?"  she asked.

"NO, I did NOT, it's 3 am in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory!" said his wife.  "Do you remember about six months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?  I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!  God loves drunk people too you know."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.  He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk. 

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Did you smile?

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Check out the great items featured on Shadow Dog Designs blog this week

"Colours" by Donovan - Wonderful Handmade Wednesday on Indiemade http://shadowdogdesigns.indiemade.com/blog/colours-wonderful-handmade-wednesday-indiemade  

 

4 comments:

Roxanne watercolorsnmore said...

Smile

ShadowDogDesigns said...

A smile and a snorting chuckle. Wishing you a good weekend, Jacki. Sound slike it's going to be a busy one.

ShadowDogDesigns said...

OH!!! And THANK YOU for the link to the "Colours" blog. Didn't see that until I looked at your comment on the blog - LOL! Appreciate the extra back link.

PrettyGonzo said...

lol - that was really cute! Thanks for the laugh, Jacki! Happy weekend to you! :)

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